EDUCATION: Public schools are what columnist Joe Sobran calls "liberalism's reproductive system." In lieu of teaching Biblical truth, which -- are you sitting down? -- used to be the purpose of education, the government schools teach an "amalgam of liberalism, feminism, Darwinism, and the Playboy philosophy." No longer content to ruin their own children, liberals insist on being subsidized by the taxpayer to ruin everyone else's children, too. -- Ann Coulter, "On the Seventh Day, God Rested and Liberals Schemed," townhall.com, 6/6/06